Yeti vs. Santa Claus

Hey! What exactly is going on around here, anyway? First, Fajita gets their own Christmas tree. Then S’mores gets a beautiful handmade scarf. I think to myself, “That’s okay. Santa hasn’t come yet. Surely there will be presents for me.” And Christmas morning finally comes.

Lots of presents, right? Right. Some for me, right? WRONG. “That’s okay, I think. Maybe there’s nothing good in them.”

Yup. No good. Just boring books and fruit and clothes that are way too big for me. But Santa brought more presents…

Do you see the candy in this pile? Do you see the money? We saw the money. Here it all is…

If you’re about to feel relieved and happy for me, hold that thought. NONE of that was for me. Or S’mores. Or any of the other cute, cuddly, smart, wonderful Stuffies that provide entertainment, love, and happiness to so many. I know! It’s ridiculous!

This. Will. Not. Stand. I got some like-minded friends together.

I was pretty impressed with the turnout and with the enthusiasm. This protest has to grab Santa’s attention!

In case our signs are too small for some of our “older” viewers, here’s the list of our slogans:

-We do Xmas, too!

-I haven’t been naughty

-Presents 4 Piggy

-I deserve presents too because I am small and cute

- Sooook (That’s all Sook says. We don’t know what it means, either.)

-Need presents now! Will accept $.

And these two friends, who asked to be featured with their signs.

For all you nay-sayers out there, I just want to say, “Hah!” Some of you thought Santa didn’t bring me presents because of all of my scheming or allegedly-illegal-activities-involvement or my occasional rudeness. I’m happy to say you are wrong! In fact, our protest worked great. We didn’t get an apology. I got something much better.

See you next time! Or not. I might head to outer space with all of this cash…

-Yeti