Taco's Business Updates

Hey, all you Taco Lovers out there! (Yes, that works both ways- lovers of this cute adorable wonderful dragon and fans of the crunchy deliciousness that is a taco you eat.) Safety warning- please don’t eat adorable Stuffies named “Taco”!!! Some of you know about my company selling top-of-the-line custom-made tacos delivered fresh to you.

I’ve been fielding questions about how exactly one little green dragon can make all those tacos so fast. Well, my cooking methods might be controversial, but they are fast and make extremely hot tacos.

And, voila! Tasty tacos ready to go.

You can customize your spice level anytime.  Just because I might think you're super weird for not having HOT Awesome Sauce on everything doesn't mean I want to lose your business!  So, ask for "boring" "awesome" or "Taco's special Hot"- we'll be happy to help you!

You might wonder how I get them delivered to anywhere in the world while they’re hot and fresh. That’s where my super speed delivery system comes into play. I can’t give you details because it’s top-secret technology and you have to have very high security clearance to learn about it. Also, I don’t really understand how it works. It just matters that it works.

AND, best of all, my tacos are calorie free and allergen free.

Tacos all the time. Specialize in what you do best.

-Taco for Hire, 1-800-TACOS