Some Scams Just Don't Work

Hey, everybody! Remember me, Yeti? Remember how I thought my protest of Santa Claus paid out & he magically came back to Ireland days after Christmas just to bring me money? Turns out, it was all a lie. I went to get my money & store it in a super-safe-secret place, and it was no longer there. That’s when I found out a certain person whom I shall not name (okay, it was Eóin) apparently just “lent” me the money. He was tired of our protest preventing access to the kitchen and living room. So, I asked a simple question:

No response. Obviously, I could not let that stand! I thought maybe my direct question was the wrong tactic for this audience. Maybe a demand would work better?

And here is his considerate, heartfelt, well-thought out, eloquently worded reply:

So, I had to take drastic action and blockade his bedroom.

I did not keep the photograph of what happened next because it was too mortifying. Let’s keep it simple and say the barricade was unsuccessful. But this bear is really clever and had another idea. (Ignore the spelling. We can’t be good at everything.)

Do you know what he had the nerve to do??? He said he was having something called “brunch” and therefore it was free! The nerve of some people! Don’t worry, while he was busy eating, I got puppy to tell me where to find what I needed and took care of matters myself.

Problem solved.