Sneaks Gets Sneaky... And Overcaffeinated
Sneaks here, reporting to you VERY disappointed from the Oregon coast. See, I snuck into Katie’s luggage when she came back from MN. Yeti invited me, so it wasn’t completely rude. It might have been better if I brought my BFF Bamboo along, but there wasn’t really time (or space) to organize that. I heard Katie promising that she’d bring lots of coffee on the next visit. Since she lives where the good coffee can be found, I needed to go there myself. As you know, I LOVE LOVE LOVE coffee. Expecially Expresso.
Here’s the problem. She has yet to make me a cup of coffee. Or let me snack on the grounds. Or take me to a coffee shop (there are many nearby.) What exactly is she doing with her days, anyway? Work, smerck- show me the coffee!!!
Luckily, I’m a crafty fox and know how to use my resources. I called on my friends Snitch and Twitch to help out. See, they did a great job helping Yeti with her kitchen raid. And they’re the kind of friends who are willing to help anyone anytime.
They were very concerned to see me so depressed. And, as expected, they had some great ideas. In case you need help breaking into your caffeine stash, here are some tips:
Supervising is fun and easy. However, it doesn’t get you coffee as fast as helping out.
2. Be sure you’re nice and stable when pulling hard on something. Otherwise, you might go flying!
3. Sometimes it’s best to stand back and let the experts do the work. “Too many cooks in the kitchen” and all that.
4. Always smell the coffee first. AAAHHHHH….
(Tasting is also approved by this fox. Less to drink? Sure. But it’s pretty delicious to snack on! Fresh, crunchy, coffee. Yum!)
5. More coffee is always better. Always.
Check out these arm muscles! They are getting this job DONE!
6. Be sure your coffee-making device is open before adding the coffee.
7. Be careful with hot things. They are, well, hot. And we have fur that helps protect us, so you know we’re not joking with this one.
8. When you’re lifting something heavy, it’s best not to be the friend likely to get squashed. Choose your position carefully. (I’m demonstrating below.)
9. Enjoy your cup of hot coffee. There is nothing like it….
10. Except eating all the rest of the coffee grounds afterwards. Think of it like dessert. Boy, am I happy!!!!
WHHEEEE!!!! Yowzah! It’s so fun to jump up and down on your friends heads! You should definitely try it sometime. Yeehaw! So long for now- I have some wrestling to do!
