Froggy Finds a New Home

Hey, you all! It’s Froggy here, reporting to you live from a wonderful place filled with flowers and whatnot. (The whatnot being my friends Fajita and Johnny Whoop.) We were playing a fantastic game of hide-and-seek when I spied this tragedy nearby.

Now, I ask you, who takes a perfectly good watergoing vessel and fills it up with dirt and plants? Sure, the flowers are beautiful. Yeah, they took the time to match the blossoms to the boat. Do you know that canoe is meant to help you catch fish and insects and have adventures on the high seas? I mean, come on.

It was time to head somewhere where Stuffies and boats are given their rightful respect. Here’s us in our friend Sebastian’s back garden.

Zeborah bolted for this brilliantly colored flower. I mean, is that thing for real? Did aliens plant it? Truthfully, I don’t notice flowers much. They aren’t an item of interest for this frog. Except for crazy looking bloom. Have you ever seen a flower that cool? (Correct answer: “No.”)

Some of you might recall an incredible afternoon in a pumpkin patch a while back. Well, this yard has pumpkins galore. You don’t have to drive there. You don’t have to pay for them. In fact, I learned that no one even planted these. They just appeared one day in the garden and grew into these beauties. Incredible!

It was a little surprising to turn away from the pumpkins and see this…

When I asked S’mores what he was doing, he said that he was working on a “project” and that he couldn’t disclose any information. Suspicious. Where was Yeti, anyway?

When I asked her what she was planning to do with all those gems, she said, “Oh, nothing in particular. You don’t need to concern yourself about it. I’m just looking at them.” Yeah, right! Not sure what those two are doing, but you can bet a scheme is in the works.

Just then I noticed something. I can’t believe I hadn’t seen it earlier! I mean, it’s pretty large.

A pool???!!!! YES! Now, this is what I call high-class living! They’ve even left a few leaves on the surface for a natural effect. (Maybe it will attract just the right amount of tasty insect snacks! Don’t tell the owners!)

I might never leave this yard. If you’re looking for me later, you know where to find me.

-Froggy