Yeti Hits the Campaign Trail

Hey, all! It’s me, Yeti. Otherwise known as your future Ruler of the Universe. I’m pictured above giving a campaign speech at a recent gathering of constituents in St. Paul, MN. It’s important to be a dynamic speaker and to gesture a lot. That way, people don’t get bored and doze off.

It’s also important to connect with a wide variety of potential voters. It’s not good to just gather bears around you. You need the horses and bunnies and gnomies and buttered toasties, too. If your message is compelling enough, they will stick around and have lots of questions and ideas to share.

As you can see, my audience was enraptured. (That means they couldn’t get enough of my good ideas.) It was time to move on to my next event, a Town Hall meeting in Roseville, MN. There was quite a crowd gathered. Pretty sure the word got out in the Cities that a dynamic leader was nearby and had “things to say.” Here’s me with my fans…

Boy, did they have questions afterwards. I have some sponsers and possible campaign contributers. Brownie Bears Adventures is pledging .0001% of their profits to my cause. Hey, it’s not much, but it’s a start!

If you’d like to become part of history, feel free to send cash, money order, or credit cards in the mail. And, if you have questions or pressing issues you’d like to address, S’mores is happy to help. I look forward to hearing from you soon!

-Yeti