Yeti & S'mores Make Some Dubious Plans
Hey, everyone! Greetings from the cutest bears you know! We’ve been keeping up on the Stuffie news (of course) and were extremely interested to hear about this city called “Las Vegas” where a TON of money can be made really easily. We’ve been looking into it and would love to report what we’ve discovered.
First thing we found out is there are hundreds of these so-called “casinos” all over the country. And each of them has a room filled with cash, machines filled with coins, and tables filled with chips that you can exchange for cash. So, step one is clearly to buy lots of chips. Pack a suitcase full of them. We’re thinking the fancier the chips, the more money they’ll pay us.
Another important step is to consult the experts. Luckily, we know a Bingo aficionado in Rochester, MN. When we called her up, she was unwilling to disclose any answers to simple questions like ‘Where is all the Bingo money kept while a game is going on?” and “How much money do they keep around to pay all the winners?” And, “How do you play blackjack, anyway?” Since we weren’t getting answers from her, we decided to take the next step. Remember Brownie Bears Adventures?
We got on the phone with Grizzles. Well, actually their number was really busy and we had to leave a few voicemails. But, eventually, we got on the phone and booked a trip with them. We’ll be doing some rappelling and ninja warrior training in July. They’re only free at 1:20 am, but that’s okay with us. Late nights will help us prep for the real event. We’re going to start working out now so we’re in shape.
We knew we needed to practice being stealthy and camouflaging ourselves. See if you can find us in this picture below:
Exactly! You can’t even spot us. We’ll keep working on it and we’ll get even better at blending in. We were getting pretty tired and hungry by this time. (It’s a lot of work, prepping for a mission.) It seemed like a minor miracle that we just started talking about getting a bite to eat and, then we saw this…
Now that is what we’re talking about! KISS Coffee was right there when we needed it most!
Seeing this little guy on the wall gave me a great idea. We’d already talked to Sneaks and asked if he’d be up for helping us out with this secret mission. He seemed skeptical that we’d be able to pull it off. He was all “How are you going to get the money?” and “What if you get caught?” and “Who will free you from jail?” We explained that we’d have the money to pay the bail ourselves. Duh!
Anyway, we thought if we bribed Sneaks with just the right amount of coffee, that could be great.
After loading up on coffee, we said “So long!” and hit the road. Thanks, friends! If we succeed, we won’t forget your contributions to the mission’s success.
Don’t worry, friends! We know you want in on this project and want to help a bear (or two) out. If you have any suggestions for us or previous casino experience, we’d love to talk to you.
You can also help us with our equipment needs. Here’s the list of supplies. Feel free to send directly to us, or give us cash & we’ll take care of the rest.
Grappling hook
500’ climbing rope + related hardware
Harnesses that fit us
black clothing
night goggles
ski masks
Big, empty backpacks
Tickets to Las Vegas
100’ ultra-strong fishing net
Potato chips