Yeti and Bubba Make Trouble

Hey! You guys! It’s me, Yeti, your future ruler of the universe. I’m here with my new friend Bubba the unicorn. We were talking about how expensive it is to campaign for office. And how a friend can really never have too much money. And how banks kind of have too much money. Solution? We help them by lessening the burden of caring for all that cash. We decided to scout banks in the area.

Yep. Looks like a good one. And just across the street…

We studied the ATM for awhile to see if we could figure out a way to hack it. They make it impossible to access all the dollars hiding inside.

We had to make a better plan. We found an excavator already digging a tunnel nearby and we were going to use it. But explosives seemed like a much faster way into the buildings.

Hmmm. That didn’t work out as well as we expected. They discovered us in the wreckage as they were taping off the area for safety reasons. Don’t worry- we’re fine!

Just a little bit… inaccesible for the moment.

Silver lining! While Bubba and I had all that time in jail, we learned some things about distilleries. And we have a plan for making money the old-fashioned way.

We’re going to go around to the local bars here and drum up business while we get our friends mixing up the good stuff. It’s going to be amazing!

We’ll be in a supermarket near you in no time! If you’d like to see a video of our scheming, here you go!