Taco Trouble

Last year’s summer reading club was amazing! We’ve been pretty busy this year, but I came across this gem at the library and couldn’t wait to get into it. Boy, was it a good one! And it inspired this little dragon with an incredible idea. I’m going to liberate the hot sauce around the world and free it for all my dragon friends! I knew this mission needed some help, so I enlisted my trusty friend Fajita. First, we needed to gain some funding for this venture.

Thanks to Yeti reading those books on poker, we cleaned house playing cards in Grand Rapids. Sometimes you get lucky! We got a royal flush so we could go “all in”. This cash is going to come in handy!

All that card playing sure made us hungry. Thank goodness their fridge is right nearby. First, we had to do a little “minor” breaking and entering.

There were so many drawers in there it got confusing fast. First, our noses led us to the meat and cheese drawer. Fajita was excited to make this discovery…

Mmmm, bacon. Who doesn’t love bacon? Okay, don’t answer that! It was conveniently located near the cheeses. Which, of course, made us hungry for tacos. Yay, tacos!

After eating most of the cheese… I mean, reading the packages of the totally intact and not at all nibbled cheeses, we were pretty thirsty. It was time to head straight for the good beverages.

This was one of those “learning opportunities” grownups are always on about. I learned that friends don’t have to share all the same ideas or favorites. I wanted to drink salsa and hot sauce, Fajita wanted to drink bubbly drinks in a can. What a weirdo. But, then again, not everyone has a passion for hot, spicy food the way I do. These people might have thought they could hide the salsa from me. NO way! Not with this nose!

Okay, so I admit I got in a bit of a tight spot with that one. The hot sauce was in a much more accessible location. Hooray for me!

When the humans found out I’d eaten all their hot sauces, salsa, and cheeses, they stuck me in here. Brrrr. Also, GRRRR….

I will have my revenge! Guess they didn’t know where this all began. Hee, hee!