It's Too Hard to Decide

Hello, All you friends out there!!! It’s me, Fajita. Can you believe it? Also, what does this box mean when it says “Tough rigs, real play”? What’s a rig? Is that a nickname for a plane? If so, do all planes have nicknames, or is it just this one in the box? Also, is there something called “fake play”? What does it look like to pretend to play but not really play but also kind of play…? Can we take this airplane home?

Does it mean we’re “fake playing” because we’re pretending to drive these big trucks even though they’re still in boxes? Oh, dear, have we been doing it all wrong this whole time?

Also, can you tell me what makes these “monster trucks”? Taco and I were super excited to drive vehicles that have monsters on them… or in them? Or they become monsters? Is there a certain amount of time you have to drive them before they become furry and googly-eyed and goofy? Who should we call about it? Do they want to come home with us? How many monsters and trucks do you think will fit in our house?

How cute are all these little tractors? Can you believe they made them just for us? What do all of these pieces of machinery do, anyway? Is there someone we can ask?

Do you think when they said “try me” on this box, they meant we should drive it instead? Do you know this dog, Rubble? Is there a trick to getting him to talk? Does anyone here speak dog? How about farm animal? Can we keep this barn? And all the friends?

Did you notice all the animals in their little rooms in the barn? How did the cow and the sheeps get upstairs? Can they fly? Wait. Is that how the cow jumped over the moon? And is that how we know the moon is made of cheese? Did someone milk the cow & make cheese on the moon? What do moon cows eat? Can you grow plants in outer space? If not, how will Yeti survive when she moves there?

What if she gets lonely? Will there be anyone to cuddle? Will there be giant dinosaurs and tiny dragons to keep them company?

What if she gets bored? Can she even hear music if they’re in outer space? What if we play really, really, really loud?

Can we build her something that fixes all the problems? Can something make food and drinks and cuddles and music and fun?

Wish us luck!

-Fajita and friends