Competitive Sleeping at its Finest
Since many of you aren’t familiar with this category, we thought we’d share the rules with you:
If you wake up at any time, you lose.
If you leave the official napping location at any time, you lose. Unless you’re sleepwalking.
Anything you do to other competitors is legal, as long as you are asleep.
Nothing you do to other competitors can be held against you, as long as you are asleep.
No sleeping aids (eye masks, ear plugs, herbal remedies, warm milk, etc.) are allowed.
If you are found cheating (pretending to be asleep) you will be banned from this competition for 1,000,000 years.
Last one sleeping wins. In the event of a tie, points are awarded for flexibility, creativity, volume, and tenacity.