S'mores and Yeti Make New Fans

Hey, Stuffie Fans! Remember us? Yeah, we expect maybe you’ve forgotten all about poor Yeti & S’mores. Ignored in favor of train conductors and travelers and park rangers and stunt doubles. When did this blog become about all of them?

(Yeti, I’m going to take over from here. Maybe all this campaigning is getting to you? You deserve a bubble bath. How about I make you look good while you relax?)

Okay, it’s S’mores here, solo. Sorry about all that ego. I love Yeti, but she is a lot sometimes. I’d love to catch you up on all our news! First, I’d like to introduce you to our new friend, Megan. She took us to this park with “Dr. Evermor’s Forevertron” and a whole lot of other sculptures.

Those birds you see are part of a large-scale orchestra. Each of them is playing an instrument. The music is a little tinny, but they’re trying. We stopped to chat with this bug guy.

He told us about a hot concert happening down the way. It’s an all-frog band. Man, were they hoppin!

It sure was a fun time! We danced so much that we needed to take a break and have some tasty hot chocolotes and donuts. They sure know how to make treats at the Epicurean restaurant.

Okay, okay. so they were imaginary treats. Doesn’t mean they weren’t delicious! Speaking of imaginary, can you fathom what it took to come up with this “Forevertron”? We really, really, really, really wanted to go past those ropes and climb all over that sculpture. Too bad it was not an option.

Before you feel too badly for us, we want to let you know that Megan was treating us right. She knew exactly what it takes to make these two bears happy.

No, not cash. But that would have been awesome!

Instead, every time we had a chance to get flung from a bench or flipped over a pole or flung into a field, Megan took care of us. It was terrific! Getting bored? Fling yourself (or someone else) ….. “Wheeeee!” And now you’re excited again. Works like a charm.

Speaking of “getting us”, Meredith really understands Yeti. She gets her posture, her agenda for domination and glory, her charm and anger.

We’d share the video of how much they got along, but it might damage Yeti’s reputation for being a calm and reasonable bear that totally deserves to be in charge of our universe.

Hey, maybe Meredith is interested in helping with the campaign. She’s really good at reading, writing, talking, convincing people of things…

We might need to get in touch with her people right away. This could be huge!

Speaking of campaigns…

We’ll end with a plea for financial support. Remember, “Yeti for Ruler of the Universe!”

-S’mores (and Yeti)