Casino Plans Mostly Successful*

Greetings from your favorite bear, Yeti! Okay, okay, one of your favorite bears. (You’re welcome, S’mores.)

Sorry- did you want to know what I’m doing in the photo above? It’s a long story… Some of you may remember a heartfelt plea that went out earlier this year. We asked for assistance with an extremely important and completely legal scheme.

To our eternal disappointment & regret, very little help was offered. Johnny Whoop did raid this kid’s piggy bank for us, but it wasn’t enough funding to get us to Idaho, let alone Las Vegas. So we found another source of cash and took out a loan. That’s what you call it when you take money from a bank (or unattended cash register) and say you’ll give it back. Will we give it back? Maybe…. depends upon how this story ends up.

With our project fully funded, off we went to Las Vegas. All our practice paid off and we won some money.

It was pretty slow going, to be honest. We tried the Bingo table. Even worse. Do you know how long it takes to wait for all those numbers to be called? Yikes!

As some of you know, we had a plan B. It was time to call our friends in and get this party started. I can’t show you all the steps in between, because we might need to repeat this again sometime.

I’ll just show you what we discovered.

And then it was time for our exit plan.

All that gold needed to get stored in a secure location, of course. We knew we were at the right place because of it’s name. You know they’ve got a VERY secure system that will keep all our hard-earned valuables safe and sound.

One of the things we learned from our research is that laying low after a heist is an important thing. Luckily, we happened to be staying on a island that was conveniently close to an international border. We can’t say more about where we’re headed, but “Oh, Canada!”

It looks like a long swim, but it will be worth it, eh?

See you when we see you!

-Yeti & S’mores