Brownie Bears Adventures Has a Successful Launch
Greetings from us, Grizzles and John-Jacob-Jingleheimer-Schimdt. We’d like to tell you about our fantastic new company, Brownie Bears Adventures. We lead adventures through the Wild West… or wherever we are. You can choose from: hiking, tidepools, camping, fishing, skiing, etc. You name it, we’ve got it. But it’s BYOS- bring your own stuff. We provide the guiding, because we know all the animals and plants. And we carry all your stuff. Unless your bags are too big and heavy. Then you have to carry your own stuff. (See the picture below for our bags.) You can pay a little bit extra (one or two cents) and we bring a brownie for you to eat that’s just your size. That way, we don’t have too many sugar buzzes and our clients aren’t disappointed. We give amazing tours, but you don’t have to take our word for it. Here are some recent reviews.
Not enough brownie sugar-buzzness. The brownie was not big enough to get the proper effect. The hike? What hike? We were just looking for the brownies. One of the guides got lost for some of the hike. A tree knocked him out and he was taking a rest in the forest. Don’t worry, Grizzles is okay. The view at the end of the hike was very brown and chocolatey. 4.5 stars, would have been 4.7 if Grizzles had been with us. 5 stars with or without the tour guide, as long as the brownie is big enough.
-Little Guy & Little Guy 2
Twas a Very Big Thumb. We are waiting on our brownies, since the humans stole our stash. Otherwise, very good guiding. We learned a lot. They didn’t let us jump off the cliff and roll down the sandy hill and go “Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!” They said we would probably die. Three stars for now, four when we get the brownies. Would have been 5 stars if they’d let us roll down the hill.
-The Pig and Froggy 2
We saw lots of urchins and sea stars and anemones. I thought everything was just called green blob and purple blob, but apparently everything has names. Yeah, the guides were very good at naming all the things. I learned the names of about 18 gagillion things. There was no fire to cook my s’mores- that was the one down side. We also missed seeing the octopus because we were watching the fish. 4.5 stars.
-S’mores
These people. They are so unreasonable. They make you pay money to go on the trip and then they make you pay more for the brownie. They’re called Brownie Bears Adventures, so you’d think the brownies would be free. They probably stocked all the pools so they’d be filled with stuff. And they probably made up all of the names for the animals. And they also wouldn’t give us any change for our dollar. There were some cool animals but they didn’t call us over when the octopus came. 1/2 a star.
-Yeti
BEST TRIP EVER!!!! We got all-you-can-eat taco and fajita buffet, big brownies for everybody, we got to stay up late listening to books and stories. We got to talk to each other, gossiping about Yeti, you know. We didn’t have to get bossed around by Yeti, you know- it was very relaxing. The tour guides were very good at their job. 5 stars.
-Taco and Johnny Whoops
How did they fit that giant tent into their tiny little backpacks? Where did the tacos keep coming from? Also, who invented fire? How did they make the fire with two little pieces of metal? Was it safe that we slept on the edge of the cliff where we could fall off any time? How do the trees grow so big? When can we go again? 5 star review- the tour guides were very good at answering all my questions.
It was a lovely hike to get to the campsite. Food was very good. The tent was very spacious- I didn’t have to sleep on top of anybody. 4 stars- the younger friends got too much sugar.
-Jicama
Lots of good flies to eat. 5 stars.
-Froggy
We’ve made $0.38 cents so far and are looking forward to a profitable year. We’re still waiting for Yeti to pay us…
- John-Jacob-Jingleheimer-Schmidt and Grizzles, Tour Guides Extraordinaire