A Reminder About What's Truly Important

Hey! Friends! It’s me, Yeti… also hopefully known as your future Ruler of the Universe. SOME people have been going on about the weather and their jobs and the state of the roads. I mean, really, who cares?

Oops. Sorry! Of course your concerns are important to me= no matter how small. But let’s keep our eyes on the prize, people! My campaign has been deeply neglected. S’mores and I decided it was time to go back out on the campaign trail, so we planned a trip to the Netherlands.

While there, our wheels got turning. We came up with one idea after another after another after… well, you get the idea.

One great idea was to get celebrity endorsement. What good are famous friends if you don’t help each other out? We decided to collaborate with our Hollywood heroes, Snitch & Twitch. Who would be better at drawing a crowd and getting me some much needed publicity?

Once the thousands were gathered to watch their show, I could share more of my great ideas for the potential of our shared Universe. Perfect! We got an opening act. This eagle knows where it’s at and how to command a crowd.

Now that we had our entertainment lined up, it was time to collect the masses. Snitch & Twitch went to the place where people were most likely to pass by.

Quietest street corner you’ve ever seen. Time to move to a more public venue…

Still nothing. I know, weird, huh? They’re so cute and loveable (like yours truly) that we couldn’t understand why they were being ignored. It was at this point our friends ditched us and went out on their own. They befriended some local wildlife….

And went for a spin…

And then they went on to do a whole bunch of other stuff that was super fun for them but had nothing to do with me and my speeches. We’ll let them share their adventures another time. What is this, a post about them? Nope, it’s all me all the time.

I meant “it’s all about you.” Let me know what I can do for you as your future leader!

-Yeti